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Legos to Lolcats: A Day in the life of…(3/26)

Posted by goldwriting on March 26, 2008

1 – Upon discovering the site UnitedNothing.com, where I found the last glorious Mario rampage video, I also stumbled upon this amazing lego animation of a classic comedy bit from Eddie Izzard detailing what it could possibly be like for Darth Vader to get some lunch in the Death Star canteen. I dare you to not chuckle throughout this video. If you win the dare, you still lose since you have no sense of humor. [via, well, you damn well where this came from, just read the post]

2 – In a move that surprises no one, Heather Mills, the newly queened ex-ex-Beatle, is starting her deep and probing search into Paul McCartney’s finances to prove that he is worth more than he claims, meaning she should get more from her divorce settlement of $50 million dollars. I’m pretty sure if you stare at her long enough, you can see her true color, which is green, and if you keep quiet enough as not to scare her away you might even see her feed on small rodents and fowl. (In other words, she’s a monster.) [via WWTDD]

3 – Sally Kern is continuing to try and defend her stance on homosexuality being worse for this country than terrorism. Is it just me or does every word falling from her mouth weigh down the progress and hope we have for people in this country? Take this little tidbit for example:

“Mine is not an extreme view,” counters Kern. “Mine is the view of the average American citizen, and I disagree with you.”

This ‘view’ she speaks of is the one where if we don’t eradicate the ‘gay agenda’ our society will be completely destroyed in a matter of decades. Sure, yep, totally not an extreme point of view. Not at all. I consider myself an average citizen in many ways and I cannot express in words how her view is the polar opposite of my own. I must choose to express my disgust through modern dance, but I have absolutely no skill in that so who knows what I would end up saying. You can watch the whole debate here. [via Perez Hilton via KFor]

4 – A little glimmer of hope in the ongoing Hobbit fiasco, Ian McKellen said in an interview that he is in good shape to reprise his role as the wise old sage Gandalf. One piece is in place then, let’s hope they keep coming or I’m getting a forklift and tossing the WB offices into a volcano. [via FilmDrunk]

5 – So, um, I know this is our first date and all, but, um, you wanna go to space? (loose translation: If I get you into space, I am so getting laid.) [via CNN]

6 – Ziggy Stardust rides again: [via FunkyDuds]

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7 – I learned all my morals and ethics from 80’s cartoons, so I have no idea why this list would claim they were filled with child warping imagery. It’s just not so, I tell ya! [via Gorilla Mask]

8 – Class and delusions go so well together. [via Garfield Minus Garfield]

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9 – For those who didn’t get to see the brilliance of Firefly when the FOX network was playing TV schedule Boggle with it, do yourselves a favor and view the entire series on Hulu. You won’t be sorry.

10 – This blog alone can keep you amused for days, if not lifetimes. Lolcats will control our world in the near future. Be prepared with kitty snacks for them.

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Daily Musings 3/13

Posted by goldwriting on March 13, 2008

1 – I’m buying one of these for my bathroom. Then I’m going to throw a big party when I hit 80 o’clock. [via Josh Spear]

2 – Are we really ready for 9021-1? It’s being reported that the CW network and the minds behind Veronica Mars are planning to rehash the classic Beverly Hills mega-drama 90210 and launch it as a spin off. If they can generate even half the tabloid buzz and future celebrity meltdowns as the first one, I think we would have a true hit on our hands. [via Perez Hilton]

3 – I heard this tape floating around detailing parts of a hate filled speech given by Sally Kern, a state representative from Oklahoma, but I didn’t really want to post it up here and give her even more airtime. Now I can’t avoid it since Ellen decided to go on the comedy attack yesterday, so enjoy this and remember, never piss off intelligent comedians. [via Perez Hilton]

4 – It looks like it is teetering on the truth to say the final Harry Potter movie will be split into two separate films, slated for release in 2010 and 2011. By that point we can start to expect the deluge of spin-off films, like Fred and George’s Wild Ride to Burma, Muggle Pie 7: Hogwarts New Class, and the action packed quidditch flick, Seek It Like Beckham. [via Starpulse] (even while writing this entry it was made official by the President of Warner Brothers! The movie split, not my planned spin-offs)

5 – While the movie itself might be embroiled in some creative quagmires, the trailer has finally arrived for the new Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton as our not-so-jolly green giant. It looks pretty good in my opinion. Thoughts? Fears?

6 – I think we are all glad to see Britney getting her sh*t back together, but the record company behind her is still trying to figure out how to salvage anything from her new album, Blackout. The first video shot for it was laughably horrendous, so this time with the new single Break the Ice they decided to do the whole thing anime style, skip using Britney all together. The animation isn’t bad, but you can feel the concept was rushed because it is a blatant rip-off of The Matrix. If you want to see for yourself, head through this link and type in “danger” and “victory” in the two password boxes at the bottom of the page. Honestly, I think I was more excited by the Tron inspired Honda Civic ad that played before the video. [via Defamer]

7 – Sexman is back for his review of 10,000 BC. I honestly don’t know why I continue to write my own reviews, I will never reach this level of sophistication and depth. I bow to you, Sexman. [via FilmDrunk]

8 – Is it just me or in this new full length trailer for Speed Racer did they show his first grade teacher saying “Speed Racer, slow down!” while he was in class. His real name is Speed Racer? And somehow they are acting shocked that later in life he can only seem to think of one thing? Talk about paving your kids road for him. Might as well name him Youngest Senator or States Best Juggler. As for the trailer itself, please for the love of God do not go to this film on LSD, you’ll never make it out alive. [via FilmDrunk]

9 – Another Muppet movie? The sun just got a little brighter today. 🙂  [via ComingSoon]

10 – This was bound to happen with the comfort on anonymity online. Welcome over burdened souls to Online Confessionals. [via CNN]

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